National Masturbation Month
A sense of humour can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you are not truly enjoying it!
There’s strange weird awkwardness in porn too- and we all laugh about it.
I would like this tonight please
Oh, god… yes!
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